After sleeping for three straight days, I woke up around 7:30 and decided to get myself in gear and off to the day hospital just a short while ago. Took my shower, had my morning OJ/grapefruit juice, fixed my hair, got dressed, got my lunch and breakfast ready and made it out the door (almost) in time for the 9:18 bus, but I wasn’t too worried about catching it since there’s also a 9:35 bus that gets me in not too too late when needed.
Just before stepping out I checked the weather report which was predicting a warm (27ºC) and overcast day. Then going down my steps I thought “wow, they mean it when they say overcast” and said out loud “gee you’d think it was 9 in the evening it’s so dark out” one of my neighbours, a religious nutter, was walking by at that moment and I know she heard me, but she just ignored me as she usually does. I walked a block further towards the bus stop as it kept getting darker and darker which is when I started getting serious second doubts. I ducked into the convenience store “I know this is a strange question, but is it morning or evening right now?” “Evening” said my Chinese friend with a chuckle. “Ok... how about this: what day is it?”.
Monday. Monday evening. Boy am I out of it. All those dreams swirling around in my head... sure have me confused. But hey, this way I’ve got a head start on tomorrow morning at least.
June 22, 2009
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Never a dull moment in your life. I like that about you.
You're right. With the juice now out of the way, you should make the Tuesday 9:18 for sure. xxx
i hope you tell the medical staff when you come in to the day care , about your ''fanny'' expirience on monday evening and that you slept for three or four days . i should thik that they will pay more attencione to you due to this happenings xxx
Jonas: I guess that's a matter of perspective because plenty of people would say I'm a pretty dull person given I spend so much time sleeping!
mum: you know, I'm sure there was a universal conspiracy going on because I made it on time for the 9:18 only to find out they had changed to the summer schedule this week and eliminated the 9:18 bus. Why it couldn't be the 9:34 that got the axe instead I will never know.
littlewolfe: like I said in today's post I did bring it up today but I will also bring it up with the head shrink when we return from the St-Jean Baptiste day.
You? Dull!?!
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