In our last episode of Little Britain, we found Mr Mann, shopping for a painting of a Dissapointed Horse. He leaves the shop with a painting of a Displeased Owl to put next to the painting of an Inovenienced Badger he already has at home.
A fellow fan of Little Britain wrote: "The inconvenienced badger found the displeased owl rather vexatious, actually. Couldn't get along. Mr. Mann should be returning one or the other in just about a week or so - he can't decide which, for the moment."
I'm betting he'll return both. With that extra cash burning in his pocket, he'll be going to the record shop where he'll be asking for an album featuring a Chorus of Fish Singing in Antarctica. The shopkeeper will actually FIND a Chorus of Fish Singing in Antarctica, and Mr. Mann will ask: "are they singing in Swahili?".
The shopkeeper will ask for Mar'gret's help. A Chorus of Fish Singing in Antarctica in Swahili will be found in the pile to the left. "But does the album feature a photograph of the fish wearing tuxedos?". Wouldn't you know it, yes it does. "Are fhe fish also wearing red bow ties?" Mr. Mann will add. "Must they really be red?" The shopkeeper will ask. "I'm afraid so" will be Mr Mann's reply. "These fish are wearing grey bowties unfortunately", the shopkeeper will answer, despondent. "Ah, that's most unfortunate" Mr. Mann will say.
"But I do have an album featuring an A Capella Group of Guinea Pigs Reciting Passages of the Bhagavad Gita. In Sweedish." the shopkeeper will say. "Are they wearing black tutu's?" Mr. Mann will ask. "Because I'll only buy it if they're wearing black tutu's on the album cover. "As a matter of fact, the guinea pigs are indeed wearing black tutu's!", the shopkeeper will say victoriously. "All right then, I'll take it".
And Mr Mann will go home to listen to the A Capella Group of Guinea Pigs Reciting Passages of the Bhagavad Gita. In Sweedish.
Until next time folks.
October 12, 2007
Do you have a Chorus of Fish Singing in Antarctica?
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OK, Smiler, fess up: which came first? The Sveedish Bahgavad? The Guinea pigs? The Choir?
And do be a dear: Herring? Mackerel? tiny and very shrill krill?
Is the Russian Wife - what's her name again? - involved in any of this hankie-pankie?
And PLEASE - The guinea pigs - the names! the names! I think Tooty Whiskas wants to sign them on for ROSEHEART PRODUCTIONS.
The choir came first. then the Herring joined the choir, etc. If it were shrill krill, there's no way we could get them into tuxedoes (and especially bowties) that small. What were you thinking?
As for Ekaterina, no, she had nothing to do with this. She doesn't speak a word of English and she turned out to be rather dim. Irony is completely lost on her.
The two featured guinea pigs are called Duck and Spud. Catchy, isn't it? There are three others but they weren't available for the shoot that day. Maybe we can just have a duo? Duck and Spud really has a ring to it.
damn, if you can get electrons to line up and spell IBM, I can't see why you can'! have shrill krill doing the bossa nova in bowties.
Having dinner at The Fat Liver with Tooty Whiskas this evening! Duck & Spud, eh? I'll float the concept.
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