(originally posted 1/28/07)
Well couldn't help perusing through various Craigslist postings today and isn't it amazing how specific people can get about who they are and what they're looking for when under the cover of anonymity and therefore completely fearless and willing to let their guards down? Amazing. And so I think I may have found the man of my dreams. Or not. But whatever.
Since Ekaterina, my potential Russian wife, never did get back to me, and since am still licking my wounds over that one, maybe this guy could help me get to the next level? True love may or may not await us both. Actually does await us both, but whether this means we're actually meant for each other remains to be seen. Mind you, depending on just how "cute" he is I may just be willing to try dating him, because I'm definitely down for long rambling nonsensical conversations that don't actually have a point to them and for all I know, maybe I'm autistic too?
But then we might have different areas of interest, fetish-wise, which could possibly be a problem from the get-go. I mean... I'm down with smelling books, because do have a very heightened sense of smell and tend to sniff everything, especially magazines when they've just come off the press because that smell is such a fucking turn-on for some reason, and have considered dating a pressman, cause would appeal to both my blue collar fantasy, and machinery fantasies and to aforementioned senses of smell obviously, but... fridge humping? I've got a fucking sexy stainless steel fridge, but never occured to me to try humping it... might be worth a try... or then again, maybe I'll just lick it while fantasizing about my boytoys instead.
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Who wants an autistic boyfriend? - 27
Reply to: pers-269589212@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-28, 8:44AM EST
"Hi, I am cute and funky. I sometimes rock back and forth standing when listening to multiple-dimensions beat music, I can't always tell whether I should kiss or punch someone in the throat in my confusing social interactions, and I sometimes hump my refrigerator for hours.
I am looking for an elegant, pleasant, cultivated young lady for company. We can talk about letters of the alphabet, imaginary happenings in an alternate spacetime-continuum where I posess a time-machine and Richard Fouquet isn't such a fucking asshole, and my favourite pornstar, Jessica Jewel. I love you, Jessica! Do you read this?
Don't worry, they just finished painting my new room, so we won't have to sleep outside anymore if you want to cuddle. White is so nice! I like my new room, it has good books in it, you can come in and smell them with me in bed if you like.
So I want a beautiful feminine companion for long conversations, intimacy and face-licking. Deal."
May 19, 2007
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