May 6, 2007

"Men are like cats"



That's dogs Smiler.

huh?

Men are like dogs. Not cats Smiler, dogs.

oh but that's terribly rude of you to say isn't it?! why would you say something like that?

I didn't say it Smiler, that's just the expression. If you're going to use the expression, then you're supposed to say men are like dogs. That's just the way it goes see?

but I disagree completely! I happen to think men are much more like cats than dogs quite honestly.

Why is that then Smiler. Do explain.

Well it's because of Fritz you see. Fritz is very much a cat and he's also very much a male cat. And in the morning you know, when I awake, he's always laying there close by. And he's always so very happy to see me rise and shine. And how he purrs and licks my toes or what have you, and then I take him into my arms and give him a proper cuddle you know and then... when things are just beginning to get really cozy... OFF HE GOES. Just claws his way off, jumps off the bed, and pshht! Gone. See ya later lady he says. Not that he actually even bothers to say anything at all.

The point being?

well... no point. Maybe I just keep meeting men who are more like cats than dogs, that's all.

Again, your point being?

because if men were more like dogs then... they'd want to stay and play for a while longer, and they'd be loyal and loving companions. And they'd actually stick around, wouldn't they?

Maybe you just need to get yourself an actual dog Smiler.

point taken.

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